About Me

I normally do paragraphs in About pages but right now I’m not feeling paragraphs. How about I try an unordered list?

• I am the eldest kid in a family of six.
• I love to read. I got started reading adult books when I was in Grade 4. I like cheap romantic pornographic stories. The more graphic, the better.
• I have a messed up mind.
• I like to crochet and knit (I’m just a beginner though). I like to start them but not finish, or get halfway through and then frog even though nothing’s wrong with my stitches.
• I would love to not get on the computer all the time.
• If I don’t get on the computer that means I’m probably dead.
• I love makeup and used to spend hours online looking at EOTDs (eye makeup of the day) and trying to replicate them.
• Unfortunately my hormones started acting up and now my face looks like a dozen land mines had gone off on it.
• My mouth has a mind of its own sometimes most of the time. I keep talking even when coherent thought is not completely available.
• Most people seem to find me offensive. I don’t know why. I don’t even know basketball.
• Yes, the previous statement makes sense. To me.
• I am a Denver Nuggets fan. Linas Kleiza lured me in. So did Chauncey Billups, Kenyon Martin, JR Smith, Nene Hilario, Renaldo Balkman,… Okay fine, I have a crush on the whole team. Except Carmelo Anthony. I just don’t think he is cute even though he is a talented player.

I will add more to the list as soon as I think of something.