Old people can be so trying!

I seriously felt like killing the senior citizen that was yakking her mouth off at the ticket line at the cinema this afternoon. I did not hear what she was yakking about but the lady at the ticket booth got fed up and answered back saying, "Don't get mad at me. I'm also getting confused here. There's so many of you and all of you want to be attended to immediately."

I wasn't going to say anything but I was just too mad and annoyed. First there were these two old biddies to the back of me, pushing me. Like their pushing me would get them to the start of the line faster. I swear to god it felt like they were humping me from behind. And then I see a bunch of old people forming another line parallel to my line and I'm like, "What the hell do you think you're doing?! There's only ONE line!" I saw some more old people talking to these idiot girls from the Citibank booth and I gathered they were asking where they could line up. The idiot girls from Citibank told them to line up in the newly-made up line. I started seething. I kept telling my sister what a bunch of idiots these people were. I called them bobo* over and over. When it was my turn to get my tickets, the exchange between the girl in the ticket booth and the old woman from the other line happened. The old woman kept yapping away even after the woman at the booth told her to stay cool. I couldn't help it, I had to say something! I had to let the anger out, so I said, "Look, there's only one line and it's this line. They did not tell you to form that line so you should not have been lining up there anyway." And she still kept yapping. So I ended up saying, "Well, YOU'RE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!"

And while I was picking out seats, the two old biddies to my back were leaning on my back, looking over my shoulder into the monitor. And I'm like WHAT THE FUDGE?!?! Could they not wait for their turn? One of them even held out her senior citizen card and pushed it on the desk. For pakshets* sake woman, wait for your fucking turn! If I had not contained myself, I swear I would've rammed my elbow to their dumpy boobies. Gawd! I swear to god most Filipinos are a bunch of insensitive, rude, want-to-get-their-own-way lot.

I was still seething after that. I kept mumbling how bobo those people were. Over and over. They're lucky I'm not the president of this country because if I were I WOULD HAVE HAD THEM CARTED OFF AND EXECUTED!

*Bobo is Filipino for stupid, idiot.
*Pakshet is a Filipino play on a popular English curse word.